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Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 12:54 pm
Kenyan doomsday cult leader given life sentence for murdering 191 people — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Kenyan cult leader Paul Mackenzie received a life sentence for starving 191 followers to death.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine meeting Jesus by turning your own kids into forest fertilizer because a lunatic in a cheap suit said so. This isn't faith, it's just mass-produced idiocy for the terminally gullible.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine meeting Jesus by turning your own kids into forest fertilizer because a lunatic in a cheap suit said so.

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