The Straight Version
US and Saudi warplanes launched strikes on Iran-backed militants in Iraq in response to recent drone attacks
The UNHINGED Take
Ya khawaga, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, right? Now the Americans and their Saudi buddies are bombing Iraq, and Iran's all like 'oh, you want to play it like that?' and they go and hijack some oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz, mashallah, it's like a big mess, ya3ni, everyone's just throwing stones at each other like they're in a Tahrir Square protest

The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Ya khawaga, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, right?
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Ya khawaga, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, right? COOKED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/live-us-and-saudi-arabia-launch-strikes-on #UnhingedWorld
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