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Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 07:33 am
Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Satellite images show ongoing construction and excavation work taking place near Iranian missile bases.

The UNHINGED Take

"Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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"Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Major construction ongoing near Iran missile bases, satellite images suggest" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. UNFILTERED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/major-construction-ongoing-near-iran-missile-bases-satellite #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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