The Straight Version
Lionel Messi secured consecutive MLS Golden Boot awards after netting 26 goals for Inter Miami this season.
The UNHINGED Take
Messi is basically playing FIFA on beginner mode against a bunch of retirement home janitors for a paycheck. Imagine being the goat and choosing to farm stats in a league that plays defense like a group of hungover tourists.
The Bottom Line
MICKY MOUSE LEAGUE / 10
Messi is basically playing FIFA on beginner mode against a bunch of retirement home janitors for a paycheck.
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Messi is basically playing FIFA on beginner mode against a bunch of retirement home janitors for a paycheck. MICKY MOUSE LEAGUE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/messi-becomes-first-player-to-win-back-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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