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Netanyahu bloc in lead without majority in Israel election, say official results

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·30 Oct, 02:29 am
Netanyahu bloc in lead without majority in Israel election, say official results — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Netanyahu's bloc won most seats but fell short of majority.

The UNHINGED Take

Netanyahu's bigot cartel pocketed seats, yet blew his own offer by eight. Arab party carts sit on his throne like barbers on a butcher plate. Foreign cocks flap in the square, claiming democracy.

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The Bottom Line

Certified political gross / 10

Netanyahu's bigot cartel pocketed seats, yet blew his own offer by eight.

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Netanyahu's bigot cartel pocketed seats, yet blew his own offer by eight. Certified political gross / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/netanyahu-bloc-in-lead-without-majority-in-israel #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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