The Straight Version
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang admitted to an extramarital affair amid investigations into potential foreign intelligence involvement.
The UNHINGED Take
Jensen is literally handing over the keys to the kingdom while chasing tail in Singapore. Imagine building the world's most valuable company just to torpedo it for some side piece.
The Bottom Line
CORPORATE SUICIDE / 10
Jensen is literally handing over the keys to the kingdom while chasing tail in Singapore.
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