The Straight Version
The Palestinian Civil Defense announced on Saturday that it has received over 1,500 distress calls since the onset of the current weather depression. It warned of a worsening humanitarian situation across the Gaza Strip—a region already facing catastrophic conditions—as tens of thousands of tents housing displaced people have been flooded, residential buildings have sustained damage, … The post Palestinian Civil Defense receives 1,500 distress calls from Gaza Strip amid heavy rains appeared first on Egypt Independent .
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Palestinian Civil Defense receives 1,500 distress calls from Gaza Strip amid heavy rains: "Palestinian Civil Defense receives 1,500 distress calls from Gaza Strip amid heavy rains". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Palestinian Civil Defense receives 1,500 distress calls from Gaza Strip amid heavy rains: "Palestinian Civil Defense receives 1,500 distress calls from Gaza Strip amid heavy rains".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Palestinian Civil Defense receives 1,500 distress calls from Gaza Strip amid heavy rains: "Palestinian Civil Defense receives 1,500 distress calls from Gaza Strip amid heavy rains". FAILED / 10 https://unhinged
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