The Straight Version
Photos show Diwali celebrations worldwide with fireworks, prayers, reunions, rangoli, feasting, sweets, and gifts.
The UNHINGED Take
Whole damn world lit fireworks like a Pharaoh's boast, while we Egyptians still gossip about who steals the cotton. Diwali's fireworks are pomp, but your budget's still stuck in the next year's famine.
The Bottom Line
DIWALI DUST / 10
Whole damn world lit fireworks like a Pharaoh's boast, while we Egyptians still gossip about who steals the cotton.
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Whole damn world lit fireworks like a Pharaoh's boast, while we Egyptians still gossip about who steals the cotton. DIWALI DUST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/photos-diwali-celebrations-light-up-india-and-its #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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