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Police Scotland Probe alleged human trafficking involving Jeffrey Epstein and former Prince Andrew at Royal estate

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·30 Oct, 01:05 pm
Police Scotland Probe alleged human trafficking involving Jeffrey Epstein and former Prince Andrew at Royal estate — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Police Scotland have opened an investigation into a 1999 visit by convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and Andrew, brother of King Charles III, to the Balmoral royal estate in Scotland, following allegations of human trafficking involving women transported to the residence. Scottish law enforcement confirmed receiving information regarding the stay of Epstein, Andrew, and Epstein’s … The post Police Scotland Probe alleged human trafficking involving Jeffrey Epstein and former Prince Andrew at Royal estate appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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"Police Scotland Probe alleged human trafficking involving Jeffrey Epstein and former Prince Andrew at Royal estate" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Police Scotland Probe alleged human trafficking involving Jeffrey Epstein and former Prince Andrew at Royal estate" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Police Scotland Probe alleged human trafficking involving Jeffrey Epstein and former Prince Andrew at Royal estate" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/police-scotland-probe-alleged-human-trafficking-involving-jeffrey #NZElect

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