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Putin seeks to expand ties with African countries at Russia-Africa summit

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·29 Oct, 01:32 pm
Putin seeks to expand ties with African countries at Russia-Africa summit — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Vladimir Putin hosted dozens of African leaders at a summit to deepen Russia's influence across the continent.

The UNHINGED Take

Putin is shopping for new friends like a desperate divorcee at a club, offering scraps of grain while the Kremlin dumpster fire burns to the ground.

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COLONIALISM RELOADED / 10

Putin is shopping for new friends like a desperate divorcee at a club, offering scraps of grain while the Kremlin dumpster fire burns to the ground.

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Putin is shopping for new friends like a desperate divorcee at a club, offering scraps of grain while the Kremlin dumpster fire burns to the ground. COLONIALISM RELOADED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/putin-seeks-to-expand-ties-with-african-countries #NZElection2026

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