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Reunited after 1,711 days: Oleshky evacuees return to Ukraine under Melania Trump-brokered ceasefire

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·1 Nov, 01:30 pm
Reunited after 1,711 days: Oleshky evacuees return to Ukraine under Melania Trump-brokered ceasefire — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Mothers and fathers from Oleshky return to Ukraine after 1,711 days under a Melania Trump‑bargained ceasefire.

The UNHINGED Take

Melania Trump slipped a cease‑fire thicker than her veil, so Oleshky kids can stroll back while she fumbles tweets. The border dogs still smell blood, not diplomacy.

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The Bottom Line

MADNESS IN POSTERITY / 10

Melania Trump slipped a cease‑fire thicker than her veil, so Oleshky kids can stroll back while she fumbles tweets.

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Melania Trump slipped a cease‑fire thicker than her veil, so Oleshky kids can stroll back while she fumbles tweets. MADNESS IN POSTERITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/reunited-after-1-711-days-oleshky-evacuees-return #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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