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South Africa: Driven home by anti-migrant protests

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·9 Jul, 02:57 pm
South Africa: Driven home by anti-migrant protests — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Two women were displaced by anti‑migrant protests in South Africa and returned to Zambia to start over.

The UNHINGED Take

Yalla, these protests turned the streets into a horror show, and our ladies were forced to pack up like some hulky students in a campus safety drill. They left behind scraps of a life that no longer fit in this anti‑migrant circus. In Zambian cities, they’re not getting richer, they’re just trying to build a new garage from nothing, while the rest of SA keeps swapping humanity for protest slogans. It’s like watching a cheap movie where the hero keeps losing his shirt.

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Yalla, these protests turned the streets into a horror show, and our ladies were forced to pack up like some hulky students in a campus safety drill.

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