The Straight Version
When Paul Biya won his first presidential election in Cameroon in 1984, Nformi Bime was 23 and still a student. Bime is now 65 and retired from teaching. Biya is 93 – and still president. Last year, he won a disputed eighth term that could keep him in office until he is nearly 100. “The … The post The world’s oldest president left for a ‘brief stay’ in Europe. He hasn’t returned in two months appeared first on Egypt Independent .
The UNHINGED Take
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. When Paul Biya won his first presidential election in Cameroon in 1984, Nformi Bime was 23 and still a student. Bime is now 65 and retired from teaching. Biya is 93 – and still president. Last year, he won a disputed eighth term that could keep him in office until he is nearly 100. “The … The post The world’s oldest president left for a ‘brief stay’ in Europe. He hasn’t returned in two months appeared first on Egypt Independent .

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this.
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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/the-worlds-oldest-president-left-for-a-brief #UnhingedWorld
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