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The world’s oldest president left for a ‘brief stay’ in Europe. He hasn’t returned in two months

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·24 Aug, 12:31 pm
The world’s oldest president left for a ‘brief stay’ in Europe. He hasn’t returned in two months — Egypt
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When Paul Biya won his first presidential election in Cameroon in 1984, Nformi Bime was 23 and still a student. Bime is now 65 and retired from teaching. Biya is 93 – and still president. Last year, he won a disputed eighth term that could keep him in office until he is nearly 100. “The … The post The world’s oldest president left for a ‘brief stay’ in Europe. He hasn’t returned in two months appeared first on Egypt Independent .

The UNHINGED Take

Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this. You could not write a more unhinged scenario if you tried. When Paul Biya won his first presidential election in Cameroon in 1984, Nformi Bime was 23 and still a student. Bime is now 65 and retired from teaching. Biya is 93 – and still president. Last year, he won a disputed eighth term that could keep him in office until he is nearly 100. “The … The post The world’s oldest president left for a ‘brief stay’ in Europe. He hasn’t returned in two months appeared first on Egypt Independent .

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Properly feral behavior from everyone responsible for this.

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