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Trump’s Election Day bombshell on Israel points to historic shift in US politics

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·4 Nov, 08:35 am
Trump’s Election Day bombshell on Israel points to historic shift in US politics — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Donald Trump announced on Fox News that the United States would cease its 4 billion dollar annual aid.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump is playing geopolitical whack-a-mole while blindfolded, dangling a four-billion-dollar carrot just to watch the whole circus burn for a Fox News soundbite. Pure narcissistic chaos for the cameras.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Trump is playing geopolitical whack-a-mole while blindfolded, dangling a four-billion-dollar carrot just to watch the whole circus burn for a Fox News soundbite.

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Trump is playing geopolitical whack-a-mole while blindfolded, dangling a four-billion-dollar carrot just to watch the whole circus burn for a Fox News soundbite. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/trumps-election-day-bombshell-on-israel-points-to #NZElect

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