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Visualising how the US midterms turned the map blue

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 11:09 am
Visualising how the US midterms turned the map blue — Egypt
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The Straight Version

The 2026 US midterm elections resulted in a significant shift of congressional seats towards the Democratic Party.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine spending billions on political theater just to rearrange the deck chairs on a sinking Titanic. The American electorate really loves paying for their own slow-motion train wreck.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine spending billions on political theater just to rearrange the deck chairs on a sinking Titanic.

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Imagine spending billions on political theater just to rearrange the deck chairs on a sinking Titanic. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/visualising-how-the-us-midterms-turned-the-map #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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