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‘We are still red,’ Florida’s first Black governor upon win

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 03:32 pm
‘We are still red,’ Florida’s first Black governor upon win — Egypt
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US Republican Byron Donald reiterated his support for President Donald Trump.

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"‘We are still red,’ Florida’s first Black governor upon win" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"‘We are still red,’ Florida’s first Black governor upon win" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"‘We are still red,’ Florida’s first Black governor upon win" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/we-are-still-red-floridas-first-black-governor #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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