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Why the US has become a political base for Brazil’s Bolsonaro allies

🇪🇬 Egypt·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Egypt Independent·29 Oct, 07:24 am
Why the US has become a political base for Brazil’s Bolsonaro allies — Egypt
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The Straight Version

Brazil's Bolsonaro clan fled to the United States to dodge legal consequences following their failed election bid.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being such a spineless coward that you run to Miami the second the handcuffs start jingling. These absolute muppets are treating the US like a glorified witness protection program for losers.

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Imagine being such a spineless coward that you run to Miami the second the handcuffs start jingling.

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