The Straight Version
Brazil's Bolsonaro clan fled to the United States to dodge legal consequences following their failed election bid.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being such a spineless coward that you run to Miami the second the handcuffs start jingling. These absolute muppets are treating the US like a glorified witness protection program for losers.

The Bottom Line
PATHETIC COWARD ENERGY / 10
Imagine being such a spineless coward that you run to Miami the second the handcuffs start jingling.
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Imagine being such a spineless coward that you run to Miami the second the handcuffs start jingling. PATHETIC COWARD ENERGY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/why-the-us-has-become-a-political-base #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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