The Straight Version
Zelensky approves US $2.1B Patriot missile sale, warns delivery may take years.
The UNHINGED Take
Zelensky’s glad Ukraine’s getting missiles, but Egypt’s still waiting for its pizza delivery? Time’s money, and the only thing flying is the price tag.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN ERODED / 10
Zelensky’s glad Ukraine’s getting missiles, but Egypt’s still waiting for its pizza delivery?
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Zelensky’s glad Ukraine’s getting missiles, but Egypt’s still waiting for its pizza delivery? BRAIN ERODED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/eg/zelensky-welcomes-sale-of-crucial-us-patriot-missiles #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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