The Straight Version
Zelensky appeals to U.S. Congress; EU urges it to pressure Russia for Ukraine.
The UNHINGED Take
Congress pretends to care, Ukraine waves flags like a choir of fools. EU screams, Russia just records selfies while tanks roast the world.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN ABSOLUTION / 10
Congress pretends to care, Ukraine waves flags like a choir of fools.
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