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Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 03:12 am
Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank — Spain
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The Straight Version

Settlers beat US journalist and Israeli-Russian activist in Umm al-Khair.

The UNHINGED Take

Those settlers think they’re in the Golan, but they’re just smashing an American eyes‑opener. Their blood spilt like cheap wine on a sparrow’s flag.

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CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Those settlers think they’re in the Golan, but they’re just smashing an American eyes‑opener.

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