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Burnham moves closer to becoming British PM, Farage runs against Count Binface

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·9 Jul, 11:02 am
Burnham moves closer to becoming British PM, Farage runs against Count Binface — Spain
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The Straight Version

Andy Burnham announced he will run to succeed Keir Starmer as Labour leader while Nigel Farage faces Count Binface in Clacton.

The UNHINGED Take

Here we go, the UK's answer to a reality show. Burnham’s swooping in like a desperate dog, while Farage decides to throw a weird charade at a count who knows nothing but a loud Rolex. The political circus is now a full-blown clown parade, and the real joke is how many voters are still listening.

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ABSOLUTE LEGEND

Here we go, the UK's answer to a reality show.

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Here we go, the UK's answer to a reality show. ABSOLUTE LEGEND https://unhingednews.com/es/burnham-moves-closer-to-becoming-british-pm-farage #UnhingedWorld

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