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Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 01:19 pm
Burnham opens door to formal apology for Britain’s slave trade — Spain
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The Straight Version

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has ruled out financial reparations for Britain's historical slave trade.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine offering a formal sorry while keeping the stolen loot firmly tucked in your pockets. Typical colonial arrogance, acting like a hollow apology pays the bill for centuries of exploitation.

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Imagine offering a formal sorry while keeping the stolen loot firmly tucked in your pockets.

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