The Straight Version
Canadian PM Mark Carney announces progress in Canada‑US trade deal talks ahead of Tuesday's US midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Carney juggles Canada‑US trade like a drunken bullring clown, hoping a watered‑down pact will keep the midterms rocking. Meanwhile, the USA’s voters get South American tacos for their taxes. ¡Qué patiot!
The Bottom Line
WILDLY INSANE / 10
Carney juggles Canada‑US trade like a drunken bullring clown, hoping a watered‑down pact will keep the midterms rocking.
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Carney juggles Canada‑US trade like a drunken bullring clown, hoping a watered‑down pact will keep the midterms rocking. WILDLY INSANE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/carney-signals-progress-on-canada-us-trade-deal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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