Crypto giant Binance hit by $6.3bn ha…

Crypto giant Binance hit by $6.3bn hack suspected to be largest in history

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·30 Oct, 05:15 am

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Binance lost $6.3bn to a suspected North Korean hack.

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TraderTraitor swooped, turning Binance's $6.3bn into a North Korean pudding. Binance's trust fund now looks like a bankrupt joke.

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TraderTraitor swooped, turning Binance's $6.3bn into a North Korean pudding.

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Crypto giant Binance hit by $6.3bn hack suspected to be largest in history

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