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Cyberattack disrupts supermarkets across Europe

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·3 Nov, 12:38 pm
Cyberattack disrupts supermarkets across Europe — Spain
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The Straight Version

A massive cyberattack has crippled supermarket operations across multiple European countries, halting transactions and logistics.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so technologically pathetic that a few lines of script can starve an entire continent. Europe is one corrupted server away from eating their own decorative houseplants.

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The Bottom Line

DIGITAL STONE AGE / 10

Imagine being so technologically pathetic that a few lines of script can starve an entire continent.

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