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El sindicato de maquinistas Semaf exige impedir reanudar la circulación con marcha normal cuando caiga el sistema LZB

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 20 Minutos·31 Oct, 08:35 am
El sindicato de maquinistas Semaf exige impedir reanudar la circulación con marcha normal cuando caiga el sistema LZB — Spain
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The Straight Version

The Semaf union demands that trains stop moving at normal speeds whenever the LZB signaling system fails.

The UNHINGED Take

Semaf would rather paralyze the entire country than actually learn how to drive a train without their precious digital training wheels. Absolute clowns holding the rail network hostage with their pathetic incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10

Semaf would rather paralyze the entire country than actually learn how to drive a train without their precious digital training wheels.

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Semaf would rather paralyze the entire country than actually learn how to drive a train without their precious digital training wheels. COLLECTIVE BRAIN DEATH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/el-sindicato-de-maquinistas-semaf-exige-impedir-reanudar #NZElection2026 #Unh

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