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Expertos piden un protocolo con "doble chequeo" de seguridad: "En los audios con los maquinistas se oye estrés y desconocimiento"

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: 20 Minutos·1 Nov, 06:59 am
Expertos piden un protocolo con "doble chequeo" de seguridad: "En los audios con los maquinistas se oye estrés y desconocimiento" — Spain
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The Straight Version

Experts demand double-check safety protocols after Renfe conductors displayed clear confusion and stress during a train incident.

The UNHINGED Take

Renfe is running on ancient dinosaur tech and blind luck while conductors panic like headless chickens. Sending passengers on a 17-minute suicide mission in a rusty metal tube is peak Spanish efficiency.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE DEATH TRAP / 10

Renfe is running on ancient dinosaur tech and blind luck while conductors panic like headless chickens.

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