The Straight Version
Jon Ossoff is being hyped as the 2028 Democratic frontrunner, drawing comparisons to a Kennedy.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine comparing a damp piece of artisanal toast to a Kennedy dynasty. The Democratic Party is truly desperate enough to polish this beige mannequin until he shines with pure artificial irrelevance.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING FAIL / 10
Imagine comparing a damp piece of artisanal toast to a Kennedy dynasty.
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Imagine comparing a damp piece of artisanal toast to a Kennedy dynasty. COLOSSAL GASLIGHTING FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/he-looks-like-a-kennedy-jon-ossoff-the #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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