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Humanoid robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m world record

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·24 Aug, 10:58 am
Humanoid robot beats Usain Bolt's 100m world record — Spain
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The Straight Version

Robots exceeded human records at the World Robot Games over the weekend in Beijing's Olympic speed skating arena as China showcased its dominance in the industry. Dozens of humanoids and their human operators competed in events from athletics and boxing to football and martial arts.

The UNHINGED Take

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. Absolute legend-tier madness on full display here. Robots exceeded human records at the World Robot Games over the weekend in Beijing's Olympic speed skating arena as China showcased its dominance in the industry. Dozens of humanoids and their human operators competed in events from athletics and boxing to football and martial arts.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense.

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Another classic day of zero accountability and high-grade nonsense. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/humanoid-robot-beats-usain-bolts-100m-world-record #UnhingedWorld

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