The Straight Version
The US Central Command intercepted multiple ballistic missiles fired by Iran, shattering a brief lull in fighting between the two countries
The UNHINGED Take
Esto es un lío, tío, those Irani boys are shooting missiles like they're firing botellines of cerveza at a fiesta, and the Yanks are all like 'oh no, we're so shocked', give me a break, they've been asking for this since forever, qué payasos
The Bottom Line
COOKED / 10
Esto es un lío, tío, those Irani boys are shooting missiles like they're firing botellines of cerveza at a fiesta, and the Yanks are all like 'oh no, we're so shocked', give me a break, they've been asking for this since forever, qué payasos
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Esto es un lío, tío, those Irani boys are shooting missiles like they're firing botellines of cerveza at a fiesta, and the Yanks are all like 'oh no, we're so shocked', give me a break, they've been asking for this since forever, qué payasos COOKED / 10 https://unhinge
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