The Straight Version
Israel’s president enlists opposition leader Eisenkot to form government.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot, the pied piper of no‑party goats, will pull a cabinet from conditioner‑scented dust while Netanyahu applauds like a tired telenovela madam: '¡Qué rollo, tío!'
The Bottom Line
BILLION DOLLAR BULL / 10
Eisenkot, the pied piper of no‑party goats, will pull a cabinet from conditioner‑scented dust while Netanyahu applauds like a tired telenovela madam: '¡Qué rollo, tío!'
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Eisenkot, the pied piper of no‑party goats, will pull a cabinet from conditioner‑scented dust while Netanyahu applauds like a tired telenovela madam: '¡Qué rollo, tío!' BILLION DOLLAR BULL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/israels-president-tasks-opposition-leader-eisen
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