The Straight Version
An Italian chef in Australia was fired for refusing to put pineapple on his pizzas.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so pathologically obsessed with dough and fruit that you lose your job over a glorified Hawaiian toastie. Get a grip, you pretentious pasta-twirling Muppet.
The Bottom Line
CULINARY MELTDOWN / 10
Imagine being so pathologically obsessed with dough and fruit that you lose your job over a glorified Hawaiian toastie.
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