The Straight Version
Mexico’s police nabbed cartel king Rafael Alvarez (‘R2’) thanks to a sting from the DEA.
The UNHINGED Take
The cartel’s big snake finally got bit by the same DEA walls that ate him up. Cheers for the circus.

The Bottom Line
COPS WIN, CHAOS LOSES / 10
The cartel’s big snake finally got bit by the same DEA walls that ate him up.
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The cartel’s big snake finally got bit by the same DEA walls that ate him up. COPS WIN, CHAOS LOSES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/mexico-arrests-alleged-major-leader-of-jalisco-cartel #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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