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Midterms: Why is California slower at counting its votes?

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 05:20 am
Midterms: Why is California slower at counting its votes? — Spain
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The Straight Version

California polls have just closed, but results will take longer to come in. Why does the state take longer to count its votes? We discuss this with our guest, Guy Marzorati, political correspondent at KQED in the Bay Area.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Midterms: "Midterms: Why is California slower at counting its votes?". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Midterms: "Midterms: Why is California slower at counting its votes?".

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