The Straight Version
Zinedine Zidane announced his France squad for the Nations League, including surprise call-up Pablo Pagis and Kylian Mbappe.
The UNHINGED Take
Zidane is dusting off the dinosaur tactics just to make Pablo Pagis look relevant. It is a desperate, pathetic attempt to stay relevant while France crumbles into a tactical abyss.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FOOTBALL FRAUD / 10
Zidane is dusting off the dinosaur tactics just to make Pablo Pagis look relevant.
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Zidane is dusting off the dinosaur tactics just to make Pablo Pagis look relevant. ABSOLUTE FOOTBALL FRAUD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/nations-league-zinedine-zidane-balances-surprise-and-continuity #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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