The Straight Version
Navahermosa held a massive funeral for the late Tenerife striker, attended by football elites like Florentino Pérez.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at these vultures circling the corpse just to secure some free PR points. They would attend the funeral of a ham sandwich if it meant getting their ugly mugs on camera.

The Bottom Line
CLOWN PARADE / 10
Look at these vultures circling the corpse just to secure some free PR points.
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Look at these vultures circling the corpse just to secure some free PR points. CLOWN PARADE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/navahermosa-despide-al-futbolista-en-un-emotivo-y #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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