The Straight Version
Nvidia stock plummeted 6% following news of an investigation into CEO Jensen Huang's extramarital affair.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine tanking a trillion-dollar empire because you couldn't keep your leather jacket zipped. Jensen is trading global chip dominance for a side piece, absolute clown show.
The Bottom Line
MIDLIFE CRISIS DISASTER / 10
Imagine tanking a trillion-dollar empire because you couldn't keep your leather jacket zipped.
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Imagine tanking a trillion-dollar empire because you couldn't keep your leather jacket zipped. MIDLIFE CRISIS DISASTER / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/nvidia-se-hunde-en-bolsa-tras-iniciar-una #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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