The Straight Version
Carlos Cuerpo takes over the Transport Ministry to manage the rail crisis following Óscar Puente's resignation.
The UNHINGED Take
Swapping one clown for a bean counter won't fix the derailed tracks. Sánchez is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the AVE burns to a crisp.

The Bottom Line
GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10
Swapping one clown for a bean counter won't fix the derailed tracks.
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Swapping one clown for a bean counter won't fix the derailed tracks. GASLIGHTING MASTERCLASS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/s-nchez-encarga-a-cuerpo-la-gesti-n #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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