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Spain’s high-speed train control center: state-of-the-art software and tremendous pressure

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: El País English·30 Oct, 02:51 pm
Spain’s high-speed train control center: state-of-the-art software and tremendous pressure — Spain
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The Straight Version

Adif’s high‑speed rail control center faced a second crash this year, sparking union outcry over conditions.

The UNHINGED Take

Adif’s shiny tech buggered the timetable, killing morale and trains. Workers groan, bosses brag—talking speed but delivering kinks, a clown circus where engineers play Hangman with lives.

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NERVES SQUEEZED / 10

Adif’s shiny tech buggered the timetable, killing morale and trains.

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