The Straight Version
Russian satellite Cosmos-2612 intruded Ukrainian satellite Iceye-X36's orbit, US deems threatening.
The UNHINGED Take
Cosmos‑2612 dancing around Iceye‑X36 like the Kremlin’s version of a cosmic conga; France’s Norbert Pouzin wears a halo while watching Russians chug vodka history. Space‑terror, yeah.
The Bottom Line
COSMIC BULLSHIT / 10
Cosmos‑2612 dancing around Iceye‑X36 like the Kremlin’s version of a cosmic conga; France’s Norbert Pouzin wears a halo while watching Russians chug vodka history.
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Cosmos‑2612 dancing around Iceye‑X36 like the Kremlin’s version of a cosmic conga; France’s Norbert Pouzin wears a halo while watching Russians chug vodka history. COSMIC BULLSHIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/star-wars-has-russias-war-with-ukraine-gone #NZElection2
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