The Straight Version
Tenerife player Jesus de Miguel died at thirty following a fatal collision with Andorra keeper Jesus Owono.
The UNHINGED Take
The pitch turned into a graveyard because these muppets think playing with their heads is optional. A tragic waste of life for a sport that barely deserves the grass it stains.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10
The pitch turned into a graveyard because these muppets think playing with their heads is optional.
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The pitch turned into a graveyard because these muppets think playing with their heads is optional. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/tenerifes-jesus-de-miguel-remembered-in-moving-tributes #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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