The Straight Version
Over 43 million Americans cast early ballots in the midterms as polls show Democrats leading and Trump hosting rallies.
The UNHINGED Take
Forty-three million voters sprinted to the booths early just to pick which flavor of demented corporate puppet gets to nuke their economy. Vaya puta vergüenza of a circus.

The Bottom Line
MASS PSYCHOSIS / 10
Forty-three million voters sprinted to the booths early just to pick which flavor of demented corporate puppet gets to nuke their economy.
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Forty-three million voters sprinted to the booths early just to pick which flavor of demented corporate puppet gets to nuke their economy. MASS PSYCHOSIS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/us-midterms-3-days-to-go-what-latest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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