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US midterms: 3 days to go – What latest polls say as early voting surges

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 06:59 am
US midterms: 3 days to go – What latest polls say as early voting surges — Spain
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The Straight Version

Over 43 million Americans cast early ballots in the midterms as polls show Democrats leading and Trump hosting rallies.

The UNHINGED Take

Forty-three million voters sprinted to the booths early just to pick which flavor of demented corporate puppet gets to nuke their economy. Vaya puta vergüenza of a circus.

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The Bottom Line

MASS PSYCHOSIS / 10

Forty-three million voters sprinted to the booths early just to pick which flavor of demented corporate puppet gets to nuke their economy.

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Forty-three million voters sprinted to the booths early just to pick which flavor of demented corporate puppet gets to nuke their economy. MASS PSYCHOSIS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/us-midterms-3-days-to-go-what-latest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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