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US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates

🇪🇸 Spain·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 03:53 am
US midterms: What to know about independent voters and candidates — Spain
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The Straight Version

U.S. midterms see record independent voters, but third‑party hopefuls fail to breach the two‑party fortress.

The UNHINGED Take

Independents flood the polls, but the GOP and Dems wall them out like migrants in a locked motel. Third‑party jugglers? Más mierda que en tianguis.

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Independents flood the polls, but the GOP and Dems wall them out like migrants in a locked motel.

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Independents flood the polls, but the GOP and Dems wall them out like migrants in a locked motel. WANDERING FIST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/es/us-midterms-what-to-know-about-independent-voters #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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