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Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 03:12 am
Activists accuse Israeli settlers of assault in occupied West Bank — France
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The Straight Version

Israeli settlers in Umm al-Khair beat a US journalist and an Israeli‑Russian activist, as footage shows.

The UNHINGED Take

These bandits treat journalists like street‑sweaters, thrashing them for memes. Their patrol? A circus of barrel‑shaking, banner‑fluttering thugs who think genocide is a tourist attraction.

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INSANE HEAT / 10

These bandits treat journalists like street‑sweaters, thrashing them for memes.

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