The Straight Version
A flight from Dublin to Rome was diverted over bomb threats, with the pilot refusing to land in Évreux.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so terrified of the French countryside that you would rather risk a mid-air explosion than spend one minute in a depressing hole like Évreux. Truly heroic levels of snobbery.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FRENCH DELUSION / 10
Imagine being so terrified of the French countryside that you would rather risk a mid-air explosion than spend one minute in a depressing hole like Évreux.
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Imagine being so terrified of the French countryside that you would rather risk a mid-air explosion than spend one minute in a depressing hole like Évreux. ABSOLUTE FRENCH DELUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/alerte-la-bombe-le-pilote-de-lavion-d #NZElection2026 #
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