The Straight Version
A 5.7-magnitude earthquake hit central Japan, leaving over 20 people injured as buildings swayed.
The UNHINGED Take
The earth itself is trying to shake Japan off like a bad case of fleas. Even the tectonic plates have finally had enough of this planet's absolute nonsense.
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The Bottom Line
GEOLOGICAL DIVORCE / 10
The earth itself is trying to shake Japan off like a bad case of fleas.
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