The Straight Version
Capitaine Alexandre was injured at the Charenton Gate protest, burns and ankle broken.
The UNHINGED Take
Capitaine Alexandre, starring in Paris’s surreal protest farce, got a homemade incendiary that turned his ankle into a baguette. Paris still runs on garbage.
The Bottom Line
PUPILLARY BOMB / 10
Capitaine Alexandre, starring in Paris’s surreal protest farce, got a homemade incendiary that turned his ankle into a baguette.
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Capitaine Alexandre, starring in Paris’s surreal protest farce, got a homemade incendiary that turned his ankle into a baguette. PUPILLARY BOMB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/ces-individus-hostiles-utilisent-des-artifices-de-plus #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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