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Deadly high-speed train collision in Spain

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท FranceยทThe UNHINGED DeskยทSource: Al Jazeeraยท28 Oct, 11:02 am
Deadly high-speed train collision in Spain โ€” France
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The Straight Version

At least 39 people died in a high-speed train collision near Urda, Spain.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain managed to turn a high-speed commute into a graveyard. Their train signaling system is clearly as functional as a chocolate teapot in a furnace.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE INFRASTRUCTURE FAILURE / 10

Spain managed to turn a high-speed commute into a graveyard.

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