The Straight Version
Ebola has killed over 5,000 people in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
The UNHINGED Take
Ebola carves 5,000 names on DRC soil while its leaders host a coup de théâtre of excuses; they bluff like café waiters, but the only toast is a morgue.
The Bottom Line
Epidemic Comedy / 10
Ebola carves 5,000 names on DRC soil while its leaders host a coup de théâtre of excuses; they bluff like café waiters, but the only toast is a morgue.
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Ebola carves 5,000 names on DRC soil while its leaders host a coup de théâtre of excuses; they bluff like café waiters, but the only toast is a morgue. Epidemic Comedy / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/ebola-outbreak-kills-more-than-5-000-people #NZElection2026 #Unhinge
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