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EN DIRECT - Accident de car dans l’Ain : deux personnes décédées, 16 blessés dont 3 dans un état grave

🇫🇷 France·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Le Figaro·6 Nov, 10:40 am
EN DIRECT - Accident de car dans l’Ain : deux personnes décédées, 16 blessés dont 3 dans un état grave — France
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The Straight Version

A bus crash near Bourg-en-Bresse killed two people and left sixteen others injured, three in critical condition.

The UNHINGED Take

Philippe Tabarot is already racing to the scene, desperate to pose for cameras before the wreckage is even cold. Another day in France where incompetence is the only thing running on time.

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The Bottom Line

NATIONAL TRAGEDY CIRCUS / 10

Philippe Tabarot is already racing to the scene, desperate to pose for cameras before the wreckage is even cold.

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Philippe Tabarot is already racing to the scene, desperate to pose for cameras before the wreckage is even cold. NATIONAL TRAGEDY CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/fr/en-direct-accident-de-car-dans-lain-deux #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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